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來自加菲貓的19條經(jīng)典語錄
加菲貓是世界上最幸福的一只貓,它憤世又懶惰,整天除了做它熱愛的睡覺吃飯之外,就無所事事了。事實(shí)就是這樣:生活對加菲貓來說簡直好得不能再好了,似乎每個(gè)人都喜歡它。
你喜歡加菲貓嗎?
今天小編就帶你一起看看它說過的那些經(jīng)典語錄,還挺有道理的呢~
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個(gè)成功的男人的背后,都有一個(gè)女人,每個(gè)不成功的男人的背后,都有兩個(gè)。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個(gè)單身漢都應(yīng)該結(jié)婚,畢竟,幸福不是人生中唯一的事!
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會(huì)給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系)。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng)。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外,后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your dreams.”So go to sleep.
“現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是去睡一會(huì)吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
除了醒,應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天吧…
“Hard work never killed anybody.”But why take the risk?
努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!不過我不會(huì)用自己去證明!
“Work fascinates me.”I can look at it for hours!
工作簡直太迷人了!我情愿花一整天的時(shí)間去欣賞它!
God made relatives thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面給你留了余地。
When two’s a company, there's the result!
兩人行,免不了成了三口之家。
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就像鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你貿(mào)然行動(dòng)但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
學(xué)的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多。
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